– Ty, po jakiemu oni mówią?

– Nie wiem, brzmi ładnie. Któryś skandynawski.

– Szwedzki?

– Albo duński. Zapytam. Hey, excuse me, we’ve been trying to figure out what language you’re speaking.

– Have a guess!

– You sound like The Kingdom by von Trier… Is it one of those two?

– Neither…

– So one of the other two?

– There is only one left.

– Well, technically there are two…

– What do you mean?

– Bokmål and riksmål.

– How dare you! It’s nynorsk!